Spent the whole of yesterday watching the rest season 1 of Game of Thrones until 4am
June 2012
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Finally started watching Game of Thrones. What life I had before it has ended.
Was I the only one to notice...
in-the-end-you-will-always-kneel:
That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard
All the weapons are penis metaphors
Like Thor’s hammer
And Loki’s scepter
Asgardians are always dressed for role play
Seriously
Even headgear
They use suggestive language
There is poledancing
Then the obsession with kneeling….
And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this
So let’s just all admit it.
ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.
But that’s okay. We all like it that way.
erotic horse fanfiction
fifty shades of neigh
Every time I finish a book,
I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty
Part 3 of 4
Benedict Cumberbatch
Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.
Did I just hear Benedict Cumberbatch say the word dildo
I believe I did
Bloody Hell!
- carly rae jepson: hey i just met you
- carly rae jepson: but drop your fucking pants
- you: wh-what?
- carly rae jepson: *pulls out gun* I'LL PLASTER YOUR BRAINS ALL OVER YOUR WIFE'S FACE IF YOU DON'T DROP YOUR FUCKING PANTS
- you: FINE FINE JESUS CHRIST
- carly rae jepson: oh yeah... look at you... that asshole looks real tight
- you: please just leave me alone i have a daughter
- carly rae jepson: you got a really pretty mouth you know that
Rory has been becoming much more irrational and aggresively violent. Also, in the episode "Let's Kill Hitler" after witnessing River's regeneration and being exposed to RAW TIME ENERGY for the first time, he begins to complain of a "banging in my head", which Amy dismisses as Hitler in the closet. Also think back to "The God Complex". Rory did not have a room. He was the only character they made a point to say did not have one. And when the Doctor looked into his room all he said was "Of course it was you." and we hear the wailing of the TARDIS distress call in 4 repetitions. The only other time it has made this sound was when The Master stole it in series 3. Also, Rory is the first human that wasn't surprised that the TARDIS was bigger on the inside.
theinfamouskatrandommeanderings:
Oh god what the
OOOHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and rory keeps dying and coming back…just like the master :O
Reblog if you've actually read every single page of all seven Harry Potter books; from The Boy Who lived to Nineteen Years Later.
